Senility is Contagious

You know, i'm never far away from being half mad, but there are moments when i think Wes' mom's dementia is going to drive me all the way. i think i'll get a t-shirt that reads:

1. Your purse is in your bedroom.
2. Yes, that's your bedroom.
3. You live here with Wes, Brian and me.
4. Wes is in the hospital.
5. You've lived here for the past year.

...five minutes later...

1. Your purse is in your bedroom.
2. Yes, that's your bedroom.
3. You live here with Wes, Brian and me.
4. Wes is in the hospital.
5. You've lived here for the past year.

Lather, rinse repeat.
Ad nauseam.